35 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (January 15, 2023)

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Kim Cohen
Jan 15, 2024 12:00 PM EST

Attention all brave couples going through the terrible twos: This week, we've collected 35 memes that perfectly capture the highs, lows, and downright hilarious moments of conquering the toddler years because let's face it, it's an insanely wild ride and if we didn't constantly laugh…well we'd constantly cry. 

From screaming toddler tantrums to negotiating with tiny dictators, to the copious amounts of sand in their shoes, dirty clothes, snack negotiations and everything in between - these memes celebrate the resilient spirit of couples facing the challenges of toddlerhood together. 

So, we know it's a lot to ask when managing a tiny tyrant but if you've got a couple of minutes spare and are in need of a good laugh, start scrolling through these memes that are a true reminder that you're not alone in the chaos. You'll feel very, very seen and enjoy every single one, we promise! Enjoy! 

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  • 01
    Me: ok kid, now don't get these nice clothes dirty or you're gonna be in trouble. My kid 3.7 seconds later:
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  • 02
    When my kid turns their shoe over
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  • 03
    When you tell a toddler they can't drink the cleaning solution under the sink
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  • 04
    I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT IF YOUR TODDLER WALKS PAST YOU LUGGING A STEP STOOL, NOTHING GOOD IS ABOUT HAPPEN. A
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    When your kid is explaining the rules to a game they made up DO NOT DEAD END ENTER ONE WAY ENTRANCE ONLY NO PARKING ANY TIME STOP CES
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    When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE
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    TODDLERS: THE FACE OF A BABY THE ATTITUDE OF A TEENAGER AND, THE ABILITY TO GO FROM ANGEL TO PSYCHOPATH IN 2.3 SECONDS FLAT. MA 1
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  • 08
    Toddlers when you step away for 5 minutes to sterilise and clean all their toys
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  • 09
    WHEN YOU'VE TRIED GIVING YOUR LITTLE THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF YOUR FRIDGE AND NOTHING SEEMS QUITE APPEALING ENOUGH... THEN GO AHEAD AND STARVE!!!
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  • 10
    MY TODDLER WHEN I TRY TO TEACH HIM A NEW WORD I have no interest in such things
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  • 11
    Toddler life: 1. Asks for a sandwich 2. Cries because it's not cut right. 3. Refuses to eat the sandwich. 4. Has a meltdown when it's taken away. A CO
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  • 12
    Parents: Oooo you're getting so strong! Kids:
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  • 13
    *can't find tv remote* BEFORE TODDLERS: Looks in the drawer, on the table, under the couch AFTER TODDLERS: Looks in the drawer, on the table, under the couch, in the bathtub, dryer, freezer, toy bin, dog food container, mailbox, under pillow... P pillow…... A
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  • 14
    Me: *finds toddler naked on the couch watching a show* Get dressed, your cousins are coming over! My kid: No....No I dont think I will
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  • 15
    What your kid's on your lap feels like when they sit
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  • 16
    Pro parenting tip: when your toddler is hyper and starts yelling a crazy war cry tense all the muscles in your body and prepare for impact. It's too late for you to protect yourself. You can thank me later. Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.
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  • 17
    Me: Are your hands clean? Kid: Yeeeesss Daaaaaadddd Me: Let me see them Kid:
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  • 18
    [Walking into fast food chain] Kid: Can we go play in the play-place? Me: Yea just keep your socks on and sanitize your hands while you're playing. Kid: Ok! Also kid 4 seconds later:
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  • 19
    My wife reconsidering her life choices while I fly the kids around the store like airplanes causing a scene
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  • 20
    Me: "The answer is still no, kid.” My kid loading another way to ask the same question:
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  • 21
    A TODDLER CAN DO MORE UNSUPERVISED IN ONE MINUTE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN DO ALL DAY x G l
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  • 22
    Kid: Can I bring a toy in the car? Me: Sure! Go grab one. Kid coming out of their room:
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  • 23
    When your baby isn't a baby anymore and unexpectedly jumps on your back emizah3geni
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  • 24
    My son and I when one of us farts
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  • 25
    My kid waiting to tell Mom they peed their pants after she finishes bragging about how well potty training is going
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  • 26
    Kid: I hurt my leg and need a bandaid. Me: Ok buddy. *Gets bandaid* Where does it hurt? My kid: Right here
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  • 27
    [At the Park] Random parent: Who's kid is that peeing on that tree?! Me:
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  • 28
    My kids when I tell them to put their toy car away nga
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  • 29
    When the kids say they're full and have some chicken nuggies left on their plates
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  • 30
    Me: Hey buddy, can you be quiet for just a few minutes so I can make this very important call? My kid: No
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  • 31
    When you cook up a feast and then your kid says they don't like that anymore
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  • 32
    my kid when i tell him things like "put on pants," "stop licking the dog," and "don't put honey in the toaster"
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  • 33
    My kid three minutes into a roadtrip I gotta pee.
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  • 34
    My kid looking for any of their toys before coming to me to find it for them
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  • 35
    My kid checking his food for vegetables
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